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Revenge is a dish best served cold…or sweet. Maybe a little cream filling will teach a boyfriend never to cream in another mistress again.
The only thing worse than working at a winery in a castle, is listening to every inane, unfunny visitor comment about a winery in a castle.
The secret to any good deep throat relationship is to keep a clean roof over your mouth. Sometimes this requires opening up your throat.
Listen to the sad tale of Selma, lest you are a woman who thinks material success can make up for your lack of looks/hygiene.
Being one of Hef's girlfriends isn't as challenging as you would think. You trade in true love and bearable sex for money and more money.
Seven days without MySpace may not seem like a lot... if you're married with children... and grandchildren. Otherwise brace yourself - you're addicted to MySpace.
As a devoted wingwoman, Allison's friend Sarah endures the painful experience of putting up with a drunk, smelly Irishman all night.
Many tales get buried in the depths, but any true sailor will tell you that when you hit rough waters, it's vital that you check your stern.
When your life is boiled down to a single number, it's time to put those cravings on the back burner. Shed a few pounds or a few tears, either way it's Lose-Lose.
Shamu doesn’t have a job, and as such, his igloo of fat is on display for the neighborhood every day.
You're looking high and low in your town, praying for the right guy to fall in your lap. Get off your knees and head for the richer hills.
The holiday season is all about good times and high spirits. But most of all, family comes first... or multiple times if you're lucky.