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When you're planning on asking out your big high school crush, it takes a lot of confidence... to admit that it's never going to happen.
Ladies, you have to be careful throwing yourself at guys who just aren't interested. Much like food and expensive gifts, semen does not equal love.
When you can't get enough of A-listers and slut-celebs like Angelina, Lindsay, and Paris, these websites are ready to feed your addiction.
Your boyfriend's dancing with another man, childhood TV characters are humping, and this rave is feeling more like a rant. Oh the Ecstasy!
Some guys are worth the wait, others couldn't gain your interest if you were a bank holding their money. But you'll still take their deposits.
People who slip you roofies are the scum of the earth. Luckily, they are easily forgotten.
The following are accounts of horrible ex-boyfriends' V-Day deeds. The names have NOT been changed in order to protect you, the reader.
A little style, grace, and willingness to slut it up go a long way toward getting in the doors of a club. Especially if its for The Hills season finale party.
Guys take note: your room is a secret window into the life your girlfriend doesn't want to know you've led. Learn to protect yourself.
Cross the Atlantic, sleep with a random person, and then walk out the next morning into the REAL unknown. Same story, different challenges.
Late night drunk decision making isn't always rational. Here's a few tips to prepare for the awkward morning wake-up in someone else's bed.
Every relationship has its boundaries, but where do you draw the line? Answer: In big letters on his forehead if he cheats on you.