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Summer vacation affords a lot of opportunities for crazy party activities...but it doesn't pay for them. Here's a few low-budget ideas.
There could be many reasons why you're not getting any. You better find out before she slams the window of opportunity on your penis.
It's fucking hard to turn down sex, but sometimes it's better to wait...tables to pay the child support to your ex who you knocked up.
Both relationships and being single have ups and downs. Wake up your sex life, and hope you can live with yourself in the morning.
There are only two types of girlfriends: cool ones and dumped ones. Guess which one gets to Dutch Oven the guy and laugh about it...
Did you meet your significant other out of loneliness freshman year? Do you think it takes two halves to make a whole? Uh-oh, you're in for it.
Chill out guys, when a girl is really into you, she'll let you know. Until then, give your incessant stalking and annoying neediness a break.
Foreigners beware: Ali's in Spain and she knows what she wants. Bad dancers and American guys please, step aside.
If you thought it was all about sports, sex and beer, you're sort of right. But there's a lot more you should know about the human male.
Public displays of affection can be cute and innocent, but once a certain line is crossed, you better be on your way to Motel 6.
Trying to convince your girlfriend it wasn't cheating because SHE kissed YOU? Save your breath. Plus 14 more lessons in futility.
As week subsides to weekend, you struggle to find the money for food, fun, and a Brazilian...the wax not the guy. Well, either one really.