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It's obvious you've succeeded at staving off death (thus far), but could you speed things up (the treadmill) and dress the part (athletic gear)?
Will you step up to the plate in the name of excessive quantities of milk, NyQuil, THC, Taco Bell and 40s? I sure hope so...pussy.
Going to the gym and eating healthy may sound nice in theory, but years of probability show that drinking more is 8 billion times more likely.
Unranked Stanford hands USC their first football defeat at home since, well, the last one they handed them in 2001. It's the Cardinal Curse.
Spend a running diary day with Alex, from intramural afternoon Beirut competition to bartending shot contests. Then pass out on his futon.
The right lane is for driving, and the left lane is for passing. Don't believe for a moment that Californians won't go road rage on violators.
Between the Iraq War, the economy, and gas prices, America is all screwed up. Once again, DeGraaf to the rescue.
Ladies, are you ever home alone, lonely, on a Saturday night? Try this sure-fire approach to victimizing a random male.
Text messaging will never replace the nerve-wracking, day after phone call when it comes to starting a real relationship.
I met a really gorgeous chick at a concert of a 1980s cover band and had to ask, "Um, were you even born in the ‘80s?" Phew, she was.
Gooden is an empty shell of a man who's abandoned adults as well as children. The only thing he can't escape is the coming storm.
Tampa, Florida's nearby Flapjack Festival is moving to a new city after 30 years. Find out who cares...