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Before you diet, pump iron, or arm wrestle trains, there are a few myths about working out that I, as the pinnacle of human perfection, must warn you about.
I hope you all realized you celebrated my birthday the same time you rang in the New Year! Here's how my night of annual double celebration debauchery began.
How to shoplift as a man while dressed in normal clothing vs. wearing a frilly pink lace bra and absolutely fabulous crushed velvet leggings.
I didn't want just ANY kind of deliriously drunk, I wanted to get Video Game Deliriously Drunk. Here are my personal experiences with nine gamer cocktails.
Lance Armstrong is a an egotistical, hypocritical, lying, cheating, criminal, douchebag, drug addict... who also raised money for cancer.
I wanted to eat a lion, but I felt the primal need to get my hands on one myself. And there's only one place I could to that: so I flew to Sudan as a missionary.
Being hirsute shouldn't be considered gross! Face fros are beautiful! They show hard work and dedication! And tons of other girlfriend-friendly stuff!
Rich people are fucking assholes, and I have scientific proof. Like, stuff people with doctorate degrees came up with, not Bentley road rage reports.
A soundtrack to your night of sweaty, slick passion is the closest you're ever going to come to recreating that scene in Titanic when Kate and Leo bone in the car.
My schedule has been hectic for a few months. Here are some of my excuses for not entertaining you or giving you reasons to write pissy comments about my writing.
Famed legal expert, Nancy Grace, is skeptical about the testimony of Pistorius. Here is the transcript from Pete Harding's banter with the author and legal pundit.
I didn't want to listen to this Moroccan guard, but he was the kind of person I tend to listen to. The kind of person who carries a large gun.