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Now that you're a big shot with a college degree, your parents won't think twice about coming to you with their computer problems.
You graduated college and now your life can really begin to suck! Shitty jobs, failed marriages, and student loans await!
Women, want to take complete control of your man? Get him to love you, leave him, take him back, then eliminate his friends.
Boy-Shaman knows the magic of the rain. Like God must feel in the tingles of power that pulse in his legs.
It was only a year ago that Casey could have been engaged like so many other poor, hapless friends of his.
Finding your first apartment is a bigger pain in the ass than purchasing your first car. But it beats living with the parents.
Katie Keeney was flying high, until Marine unleashed his wrath upon her stupid kite once and for all.
The gift and the curse of being given the rare ability to unleash the most foul and disgusting farts, on command.
Bob Costas hosts a sports blogging debate featuring sports blogger Will Leitch and psycho Pulitzer prize winner Buzz Bissinger.
Office jobs reward you with steady paychecks, business cards, and paper clips. Bartending rewards you with whiskey shots.
Poor, old pecker-snake, trapped hoverin above the sex act, listenin to the metronomic thumps of your hissin fury.
An imagined play-by-play of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding, complete with celeb baby girls Suri and Shiloh going wild.