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The school candy selling fundraiser reveals a vindictive side to Katie Keeney, Marine's elementary school nemesis.
To all those kids who bowed out of life too soon, here's helping you give the world the big fuck you it deserves.
While you were away, your wife screwed your best friend, your boss, the dog, and the postman. Hey, their penises have needs, too.
Hmm, a job where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it's in the job description? Sounds like I'm over-qualified, but I'll take it!
How to tell if a girl is not as insane as just about every girl you meet. Plus, the craziness level versus how good the sex is.
Some people call flight attendants glorified cocktail waitresses. But only the former has to do all the dirty work herself.
Designers have de-sexualized the female form for the last time with this atrocious, awful and un-American style: high waist jeans for girls.
Things get heated when an unexpected third wheel shows up during the highly anticipated date with Rita.
A gas station employee takes his frustration to the local bar, where words turn to fists. But a cute brunette could be his saving grace.
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.
From Halo 3 to Super Mario Galaxy, these were the best video game releases of 2007, including the award for Best Game of the Year.
Dave's 2-day diary of a beer-soaked stay in Munich, Germany for the world's largest fair, where it's proven all beers are not created equal.