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An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt.
A competitive analysis of the 8 types of Halloween costumes, along with who should wear them and how to pull them off (before bed).
No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.
Certain music wasn't meant to be popular, but somebody forgot to send out that telegraph. See you at Gettysburg for round two.
Looks like your boyfriend caught wind of your poor bedside manners. Now's a good time to blow hard on his weather vane.
According to artificial selection, staying true to yourself will only get you eliminated. Who was that, Charles Darwin or the admissions board?
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
Football players are perfect targets to be MOCK... YEAH... ING... YEAH... BIRD... YEAH.
The Wisconsin Dells aren't a vacation spot, more like a mole you want removed. Leave your respect at home to make room for more beer.
One hard look at MySpace's backwards design, wild layouts, and scatterbrained profiles and you might start to feel like the perverted uncle.
Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.
Just like any other child's game, drug dealing has rules you must heed. Step one, look both ways before getting beaten and robbed.