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Just like any other child's game, drug dealing has rules you must heed. Step one, look both ways before getting beaten and robbed.
Sluts can be rated on a number scale, but unlike hurricanes, you don't need a weatherman to tell which way she blows. (Hint: Up and down.)
Doug is a single parent who balances hangovers with sleepovers. He's someone you should look up to while passed out on the floor.
Tired of trying in vein to get with women? Being a dick is harder than it looks, but with a little bit of cockiness, you're on your way up.
You don't get squeamish at the sight of blood, right? Good, then you can head south, lap up her period, and earn your sexual manhood.
George Bush might not care about black people, but do black people themselves even care about our nation's issues? Heck maybe!
Would it kill you to say 'thank you' after asking for the time while setting the clock on your bomb? Learn some manners.
Virginity is a plague sweeping America's youth, but a 24-hour cure exists for the desperately ill. Take it from the master himself, ladies.
Liberals and conservatives, it's time to chill out and find the middle of the road. We'll pray that a newspaper truck hits you with its issues.
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
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Gentle hands, hot massage oil, and health insurance. So enticing, you'll want to test the boundaries of this awkward professional relationship.