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Hollywood's latest love affair is slow, hyped-up, and of course, totally homosexual. Should you buy in to the blockbuster gayness?
Thinking of having sex with a woman? Not until you know how to approach her with manners befitting the asshole gentleman you are!
As society's lunatics steadily gain in numbers, it becomes imperative that we figure out what the hell causes this erratic behavior.
What Martin Luther King, Jr. has given us (a day off) is now being threatened by stingy employers. And so begins the Second Crusade.
It might take some sumo training in giant diapers and dirty ball-kicking tricks, but the battle to become UFC Champion is well worth it.
Some fear the musical equivalent of singing in the shower for an audience, others cautiously embrace it's amateur egotistical appeal.
Armed with a little background knowledge, confidence, and party strategy, winning over your latest infatuation isn't so hard after all.
If you don't wanna end up like the local idiot on the 5, 6 and 10 'o clock news, you're gonna have to follow some basic homicide rules.
The N-word, pig's feet, D.L. Hughley, expensive shoes...there's just a lot of stuff that still confuses your average white person.
Put on your lawyer's hat, it's time to decide who's at fault for missing cash: stoners, or old people. Caution, ambiguous ethics at work.
There's a lot to be thankful for on Turkey Day. Not the least of which includes the George Foreman Grill, local pubs, and foreign accents.
When your new downstairs neighbor issues you a list of grievances longer than Luther's 95 Theses, you know you're on the shit list.