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Put away your shopping list, ladies, because you won't find things like rational thought or blowjobs on the grocery store shelves.
At some point, we've all regretted a drunk dial, a late-night IM, or a Facebook poke. But unless you set limits, things can get out of hand.
In order to preserve friendships, there must be rules about sharing lovers. Rules encompassing proximity, time limits, and jealousy.
Or is it? You have to admit, with players named Coco Crisp, and league suspensions for things like milk-chugging contests, the MLB is hot.
An edgy and inspirational approach to the best and worst parts of life that will get inside your head and kick your brain's ass.
Yes, even The Nice Guy has a little scum in him too. But you'll probably be more familiar with the dirt from the other 4 levels of scumbags.
A critical, humorous take on the sports world from a self-diagnosed sports addict looking for the ultimate fix.
How to design a bar that will piss Justin off: charge a $10 cover to watch infomercials on TV while big-breasted bartenders serve $5 Buds.
Just when you think the perfect non-relationship has fallen into your lap, you find yourself wanting your first non-relationship breakup.
Throw political correctness to the wind, because when disaster hits, Justin is here to drown out the sensitive and revive the humorous.
Is it really possible to get wasted on a budget, without compromising your image over cheap 40's and PBR's? Yes, it's called a wine tasting.
Finally ladies, a man who undoubtedly will leave the seat down—not just for you, but for himself. Some guys just can't pee standing up.