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The fact that it's been 600 years since the last Pope quit and every Pope since then has died in office should probably tell you something. He's retiring his moral compass.
I once finished out the second half of a soccer tournament in a stolen thong from Target. I'd never stolen anything in my life—anything with a price tag, that is.
Who better to entice kids to exercise than the baddest ass dude ever? The greatest actor ever? The greatest dude ever? This was who I met in elementary school.
The need to shoplift is built into all teenage girls the same way the need to rebel against their mother is. Here are the three reasons why they're compelled to steal.
What you need: one drink per person, one hurricane cocktail for every table, and residual enthusiasm from when you initially learned Tom Brady wasn't in the Super Bowl.
Going through my inbox, as I do every so often, I couldn't help but find myself being touched by some of the comments from psychos, actual fans, and foreign robots.
I for one am looking forward to watching The Vampire Diaries while fantasizing about Nina Dobrev without Mitt Romney or Barack Obama interrupting my salacious thoughts.
The only reason that anyone has an opinion anymore is not because of any kind of search for truth, it’s because they are looking to get paid.
I didn’t necessarily consider myself an adult when I walked onto that college campus, though I was far from a child. You could say I am a late bloomer.
I've interviewed hundreds of people, having worked at a newspaper, and some of them happened to be famous, including Matt Stone and Rudy Guiliani.
As an avid carol enthusiast, I’ve always taken great pleasure in not only listening to my favorite jolly tunes but getting down to the real nitty gritty of each song.
It's time to overanalyze another Christmas song that you'll NEVER EVER be able to hear again without your mind going to a very dark place.