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Oh Deer, Lookout!
The truth behind deer-crossing signs is revealed.
Humor Columns
Orange Vests are Safe and Sexy!
Newbie hunter wants to know how to avoid getting shot by other hunters without scaring away potential kills.
Gangsta Hunta Wanna Kill!
'Transfer hunter' from the South Bronx wants to use his drive-by skills for something besides human lives.
The Seven Stages of Drunk
Screw the "Are You an Alcoholic?" tests. In college, we're all alcoholics. Here are the seven stages, as experienced by... everyone.
How to Save Your Best Guy Friend From Becoming Whipped
Too many guys fall victim to the girlfriend trap, often totally unaware. Now learn ten signs your friend is whipped and help him see the light.
To Kill and Not to Be Killed
Considerate hunter needs help remembering in-season killing dates.
Blinded By the Light
Court (the deer) forgets to print out MapWoods directions, crosses paths with moving vehicles at night.
The Rollercoaster of Drama
An intimate look at the in's and out's, he said/she said's, and irreverent monotony of college life at a small liberal arts school.
Ask Nicole: Sex and Dating Advice
General college advice and perspective. Lost your keys? Ripped your jeans? Dropped your chili dog? Unless you're perfectly content, chances are you need to ask Nicole something!
The News: JAY KAY!
A collegiate approach to current events. Not since The Daily Show have kids been so inadvertently and comedically informed on the issues.
College Relationships, Multiple Choice, and Senior Status
Have you ever realized how much GPAs have in common with golf scores? You’ll always remember the only two semesters you were on par.
Dorm Showers, Robotic Professors, and Drunken Caretaking
Dorm showering is strange. Never again will you have to shower wearing sandals while talking to six friends doing the same thing a half-wall away.