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Amuse bouche is a chef's specialty that's served before the actual meal in order to get the audience revved up for the gastronomic journey sure to follow.
50 tweets highlighting the most ridiculous aspects of American culture. Click on any of them to retweet. Know that you did something funny for your country.
Alright, time for the evening server announcements here at Olive Garden. This is being passed down from corporate, so hey, don't shoot the messenger!
If you really have your heart set on stiffing the minimum wage workers who serve your fatty, deep-fried goodness, then here are some legitimate excuses.
There's just one problem with country music: it glorifies breaking both the laws of God and men. Here are a few of the worst offenses, including stalking and homicide.
The Padres have developed a bit of a reputation as the "loser squad," and I wish I could say it's not deserved, but you boys are absolutely pathetic at baseball.
The first time I kissed Jake it was a bad idea. He was funny and nice , but kissing him led to the most painful word any girl could ever hear from a boy ever: "OUCH."
My boss greeted me with a "How are you?" as he walked by in the morning. Before I could catch myself, I answered, "Not much, you?"
What exactly qualifies a book to be in the elite genre known as men's adventure? Non-stop action, ultra-violence, hot sex, war, gunporn, patriotic racism, and more!
Even though I gave birth to this thing, I still very much dislike babies. Before you consider littering this world with your awful spawn, here's why you'll regret it.
Of course I'll hate you in an undetermined but inevitable amount of time! And now it's time we learn each other's sexual inadequacies for hurling nasty insults later.
Are you depressed? You can safely answer "absolutely" if you currently have one or more of the following terrible brews stocked in your refrigerator.