"Look, I'm not saying anything that we're all not already thinking. Just because she let you do anal during a one night stand after knowing you all of three hours does not mean that she's the one for you. In fact, it may very well be a good reason to stay the hell away from her, Johnny."
"Look, Rick. Look at my face and understand me. I'm not talking about walking down the aisle with this skirt; I'm just saying that I should keep her around."
"Oh yeah, I see that logic."
"Vinny, there is absolutely no logic there. The chick is a slut with a phone number. Johnny's been talking about challenging himself by growing into a mature relationship with a woman. And banging twenty year old barflies ain't how you do that."
"Yeah, well Vinny's been talking about getting a job for longer than that and that ain't happened yet. What's the big deal? We all talk shit."
"Fuck you, Bobby. Why you gotta make this about me?"
"Calm down, Vinny. Look Rick, all I'm saying is: a chick who gives up the anal might be worth keeping around."
"Shut up, Bobby. Here comes the waitress."
"Gentlemen, more coffee?"
"Eh, one last cup please, Maryanne."
"Yeah, me too."
"No problem, Johnny, Vinny. And you boys can feel free to talk all you want about floozies. It's three in the morning. I don't see any children here and I've heard just about every story there is."
"You're the best, Maryanne."
"Thank you, Vinny."
"Seriously though, Johnny, how you gonna grow emotionally if you keep going back to the same old routine?"
"Whoa, whoa, partner. See, that's your problem, here: anal is not nor has it ever been a routine part of my sex life. Ergo, this is an exception to my plan for emotional growth."
"Ergo, Johnny?"
"Calm down, Rick."
"Er fucking go? Who the hell do you think you're bullshitting here? If you're serious about developing as a human being you'll never have sex with this girl again. Period. End of story. Game over and enjoy the buffet."
"That's some strong shit, Rick."
"Thanks, Bobby."
"But I'd still keep the chick around if I was Johnny."
"Freaking soulless assholes: I'm surrounded by ‘em."
"Sorry you had to find out this way, Rick."
"Thanks, Vinny. Thanks a lot."