I want to make it everso clear: the next motherfucker to ask me for a cigarette while I'm smoking one is going to get a small burn mark on their fucking retina.

I'm sick of sitting out in front of places (or in bars, particularly), and having a fuck who I don't know ask me for a cigarette. Like “Hey man, can I bum a smoke?” To which I'm usually polite enough to say “No, this is my last one man, sorry.” But sometimes I say, “Get your own” and enjoy my own cigarette that much more.

What about cigarettes makes them so “sharable”? Is it because there are 20 in a pack? If that's the case, then why don't people go around asking for a free beer for every case that's bought? Is it because they're cheap? No! Hell NO! I spend at least sixty bucks a month on cigs. What else could possibly give people the idea that it's cool to just randomly ask for a cig? I don't know you; I don't care if you get nicotine or not. To be honest, I'd prefer you die of lung cancer before I do.

Maybe it's because I buy my own goddamned cigarettes that I don't understand the bumming thing. As a good smoker, I know that when I'm down on cigarettes, I need to get a new fucking pack. There is no excuse for this stupidity.

/rant.

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