Dear PIC Bloggers,
Hello. I was curious, why are we all writing letters now?
Are letters funnier than other forms of communication?
Is there something inherently more humorous in a letter that isn't in say, a conversation?
Or is it that letters are so passe, that readers are supposed to laugh at the medium because it is so archaic?
Should I write a letter?
How can you afford all of these stamps?
Do I need a job?
Does it make me less of a writer because I don't write letters?
Should I use emoticons?
Isn't that too…”1994?”
Do you remember ICQ?
Wasn't that a neat idea?
Do you know the band Spitalfield?
How do you feel about them?
I'm sort of on the fence about them; does that make me indecisive?
If we were the brass section of a orchestra, wouldn't you all be French Horns?
Don't you wish you could play the trumpet?
Do girls find that attractive?
Is that why you write letters?
To appeal to the ladies?
Do you realize that many minorities couldn't read during slavery times?
Doesn't that make you laugh?
Is it wrong that I laugh at that?
But really, don't you think they should get over that by now?
I mean, did I whip them?
Wasn't it my ancestors who just got off the boat two generations ago?
Should I be blamed for something that early white Americans did that not even my ancestors participated in?
Should I even count my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather who owned slaves from Carthage?
Shouldn't the Egyptians be pissed at me, then?
Do you know any Egyptians?
Aren't they funny people?
Have you ever been to Egypt?
Is it as smelly as people say?
Couldn't you just hold your nose if it was a problem?
Why would that be a problem?
Do you have the time?
Oh, okay. I should get to bed.
Love,
Nick