1. Go-to entrée at The Cheesecake Factory:
2. Day and time of your weekly therapy appointment:
3. A word you commonly misused until this year:
4. Names you’ve picked out for your non-existent children:
5. Favorite verse from Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire:”
6. Family-sized snack box you can eat in one sitting:
7. Percentage of non-European DNA on 23andMe:
8. Favorite public place to unbutton your pants:
9. A movie you watched to impress a cis white man:
10. Title of your most-watched video on Pornhub:
11. Number of times you’ve replayed “God is a woman” in the past 24 hours:
12. Favorite fitness class to pay for but never attend:
13. Number of people you’ve given your HBO Go password to:
14. Percentage of fluency you’ve achieved on an impractical Duolingo language:
15. Number of times you’ve brought up your semester abroad in conversation today:
16. Number of HPV strains you’ve had in the past three years:
17. Name of the person whose death you’d like to avenge:
18. Your feelings on the Trump administration:
19. Every detail of your most embarrassing childhood memory:
20. Favorite boxed wine to drink while watching Will & Grace re-runs alone:
21. Unhealthy coping mechanism you’ve adopted as a way of dealing with a painful breakup:
22. Favorite song to serenade your dog to and replace the lyrics with words about them:
23. A musical artist you secretly listen to even though he’s been convicted of sexual assault:
24. The last made-up reason you gave to a friend about why you were twenty minutes late to brunch:
25. The zodiac sun, moon, and rising signs of the guy who ghosted you last month:
26. Obscure form of communication you use to reach out to your ex after they’ve blocked you everywhere else:
27. An explanation of why you peed your pants in public while waiting in line at a vending machine last summer:
28. A description of the way your thighs look in the one angled mirror in the entryway of your friend’s apartment:
29. A hurtful comment your ex-boyfriend made while you both got frustrated assembling IKEA furniture together:
30. The author you tell everyone is your favorite even though you’ve only read one of his personal essays and the first chapter of his book:
31. Favorite generic security question to be asked: