Dear Ronny,
My dad found a job and we are moving away. I have to break up with you.
The reason I am writing you this letter, instead of telling you in person is because I am afraid you will get really upset and you might hit me. I know we’ve only been together for 2 months now but I know you have a short temper and even though you say you don’t remember cuz you were drunk, but you have hit me before.
Plus right now my family doesn’t want me to see you. Mom said she thought a 27 year-old, should have no business being with a 16 year-old. And my brother Jeremiah said he knew you from highschool and that one time you beat up his best friend because you said he was too skinny and deserved it.
But I know you aren’t like that anymore.
You are sweet, kind and you love me for who I am. I still remember the first time we met at Bobby’s party. You were so nice to me. And even though you had some puke on your shirt, I still thought you were hot. And don’t worry; YES, I still believe you over Darlene that you fingered her first before I even showed up.
Darlene is just jealous that you ended up with me. I can’t believe she used to be my best friend.
The other reason that I am writing you this letter, is because even though I am leaving real soon and we are breaking up, I want to see you one last time. I have thought about your request and prayed to Jesus about this a lot and have come to the conclusion that our love is real. I want to express our love one last time, so yes, I will let you do me in the bum. My friend Beth says that we will need to buy some lube and that you need to be gentle.
I will be over at your house tomorrow night around 10pm. Don't tell anyone I'm coming.
I love you,
Shelly.
P.S. Below is a picture of me that you can keep to remember me by. I am wearing the sweater you bought me.
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