The 5 O'Clock Shadow – Five minutes to make you lau-
For anyone who attends a big football university like UT, defending national champs in both football and partying, you'll know what I'm talking about when I say that game day is an experience that defies logic.
Thousands flock to the stadium, a mass migration of like-dressed fans. And I'm not talking about them all wearing burnt orange. Fathers show up trying to fit in with the student section, only to find that every frat guy has beat them too it by donning boat shoes, chino shorts, and a burnt orange button up.
Ladies likewise wear cowboy boots, a denim skirt, and an orange top. I've seen them put less effort into their attire when they go out on dates. It's like they're trying to hook up with the football players or something.
But I'm kidding about that, I'm alone when I go on dates. Honestly though, I think every girl wants to bone a football player.
Lastly, I find it funny that I once thought all the screaming fans on TV merely loved football, but it is now as clear as the vodka hidden in every frat boy's flask that alcohol has something to do with all that enthusiasm.
It also has something to do with that really drunk girl being interrogated by authorities.