The 5 O'Clock Shadow – Five minutes to make you lau-
Within every student lives a little child that still believes that they will get the perfect schedule when they register for classes. That child has silly fantasies that make you yearn again for days of wistful imagination. Fantasies like no classes before 11 nor after 2. Also he'll stick out his bottom lip and ask if he can have no friday or monday class as well.
You offer the poor guy some ice cream as a consolation, but he's already waving his arms in the air like he's an airplane and saying he's going to take only fun classes. Lastly, as he rolls on the floor trying to escape your tickle attack, the little boy coos, catches his breath, and mentions that he'd also like to fulfill as many degree requirements and get all good professors.
Then you go to register for class and that little boy gets shot in the head.