“The Bends” by Radiohead – Super Deluxe Ultimate Fancy Pants Sexy Limited Edition Box Set

Presented in 22 formats including CD, vinyl, cassette, reel-to-reel tape, Amberol cylinder, computer punch card set, and customized/reprogrammed Furby that plays the entire album when squeezed.

Remixes and B-Sides

“High and Dry (Kazoo Remix)” – 106-minute remix featuring Sting on kazoo
“High and Dry (Kazoo Dub)”
“Black Star (Dance Remix Featuring Scatman John)” – White label for clubs
“High and Dry/This Is How We Do It (Megamix)” – Smash Hits magazine free flexi disc megamix of “High and Dry” and Montell Jordan’s “This Is How We Do It”
“Bullet Proof… I Wish I Was (Banjo Version)” – Featuring Faith Evans on banjo
“Just (Sex Mix)”
“Fake Plastic Trees (Indigestion Mix)”
“My Iron Lung (St Bostwith’s Junior School After-School Recorder Club Version)”
“Fake Plastic Trees: Merry Christmas” – Christmas version recorded for fan club
“Just (Bugle Version)” – Featuring Matt LeBlanc on bugle
“The Bends (Gluten-Free Remix)”
“Coruscating Munchausen (High and Dry B-side)”
“Myopic Lesbian Barbeque (High and Dry 12” B-side)”
“Louie Louie (Kingsmen Cover Version — Fake Plastic Trees B-side)”
“Unctuous Television (My Iron Lung B-side)”
“Listless Fasciitis (Just B-side)”
“I’m Just a Cheeky Bounder (Street Spirit (Fade Out) B-side)”
….and many more.

Early Demos and Rare Studio Recordings

“Bones (toilet)” – Experimental recording made in a toilet
“Fake Plastic Trees (Hanson)” – Early duet with Thom Yorke and Hanson
“Fake Plastic Trees (cockerel)” – Featuring John Greenwood’s cockerel interrupting the second verse
“High and Dry (drums)” – Featuring 32-minute drum solo
“Just (catastrophe)” – Studio version featuring Ed O’Brien simultaneously sneezing and farting before first chorus
“you, you f**king f**k” – Early version of “Street Spirit (Fade Out)”
“Smelly Lactation” – Abandoned album track
“Planet Telex (metal)” – 9-second version in style of Swedish black metal band My Awful Putrescence
“Sulk (ice cream)” – Version interrupted by sound of an ice cream van and Thom Yorke excitedly crying, “Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream I want an ice cream!”
….and many more.

Bonus Studio Material

Thom Yorke explaining that a bat is a mammal, not a bird
Johnny Greenwood smashing up a cello
Phillip Selway looking for his keys
Colin and Johnny Greenwood having a penis-measuring competition
The band watching the entire Bulgaria/Italy 1994 World Cup semi-final during a recording break
Ed O’Brien furiously insisting that cream should never be added to risotto
A game of Risk that ends with Philip Selway turning over the board after accusing Thom Yorke of surreptitiously moving a cavalry piece into Yakutsk
Thom Yorke attempting a crossword and repeating the clue “Education graduates quietly study cover at night” (this would form the basis of an OK Computer-era B-side)
….and many more.

Souvenirs and Artifacts

Exclusive The Bends promotional Tamagotchi
Full-size bust of Thom Yorke’s head
Certified Johnny Greenwood fingernail clipping
Mars bar purchased from the newsagent just round the corner from LAK studios in Regent’s Park
A small vial of air from LAK studios in Regent’s Park
Ed O’Brien’s bike
Handwritten essay by Philip Selway on the existential themes of Quantum Leap
“High and Dry” lingerie set
The Bends tin of baked beans (not to be opened—contemporary promotional food)
…and others to be confirmed.