My “Frankenstein” Is the First in Which the Monster Uses a Sweet-Ass Butterfly Knife by Calder Holbrook|December 28, 2021
Ten New Year’s Resolutions from a People Pleaser… Unless Ten Is Too Many, I Can Do Five Instead, It’s Really No Trouble by Colleen Landry|December 28, 2021
New Year’s Resolutions with Enough Wiggle Room to Ensure Keeping Them by Michael J. Mangano|December 27, 2021
Holiday Quiz from Your Favorite Auntie Who Is Secretly Plotting against Your Mother by Amy Ma|December 25, 2021
Christmas Songs Detailing the Sordid Saga of Santa’s Elfskin Boots by Ryan Ciecwisz|December 23, 2021
FAQ: What Concerned Kids Need to Know to Keep Their Adults Safe on Facebook by Jared Flood|December 22, 2021
Other Ways Warner Bros. Is Trying to Bury JK Rowling’s Anti-Trans Tweets by Spencer Roth-Rose|December 21, 2021
How to Wrap Your Gifts to Make It Look Like You Spent Time Thinking of What to Buy by Graham Cameron|December 21, 2021
Recommendation Letter to an Ivy League School or Comment from Judges at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show? by Maria Ciampa|December 20, 2021
Gifts from a Childhood Friend That Hint at Long Simmering Resentments by Angela Kidd|December 18, 2021
When We Get Married, I Want to Take Your Last Name, Along with Your First Name, Middle Name, Social Security Number, and Dental Impressions by Jim Tatalias|December 17, 2021
I Give In: I Would like to Purchase Some of Your Incredible Essential Oils by Mitchell Russell|December 16, 2021
Now That I’ve Power Washed My Proposal to You, I Guess I Can’t Finish Power Washing the Rest of the Driveway by Robert Criss|December 16, 2021
I Am Very Uncomfortable in the Leadership Role You’ve Assigned Me: The Guy at the Front of the Conga Line by Corey Pajka|December 12, 2021
I’m a Lawyer, So No, You’re Not Allowed to Criticize Me for Defending Child Slavery by Aaron Regunberg|December 11, 2021
SORRY I HAVE TO YELL OVER THE MUSIC IN THIS NIGHTCLUB BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE SUCCUMBING TO ENNUI BRO by Robert Criss|December 9, 2021
History’s Great Orators Segue Awkwardly into Plugs for Squarespace by Alex Griffiths|December 7, 2021
I’m Your 40-Ounce Water Bottle, and This Has Been an Emotional Rollercoaster by Sarah Lehman|December 6, 2021
Welcome to Friendly Skies; Get Ready to Be Punched in the Face by Kate Chrisman, Nick DiMaso and Michael Leonetti|December 5, 2021
I Traded in My Standing Desk for a Careening-Around-A-Corner Desk and My Productivity Has Soared! by Sarah Totton|December 2, 2021
I’d Be the Coolest Guy Ever If It Wasn’t for My Deep Respect for Authority by Sebastián Hernández|December 1, 2021
Sesame Street’s First Cinephile Muppet Is an Attack on Our Nation’s Core Values by Ryan Ciecwisz|November 30, 2021
We Can’t Open the Cafe Until Someone Comes Up with a Clever Name for Our Wifi Network by Aaron Chown|November 30, 2021
10 Fake Phone Call Responses You Can Use to Leave Early like an Action Hero by Mary Flannery|November 29, 2021
Latest Demands in the Ongoing Hostage Negotiations Between You and Your Toddler by Rebecca A Nguyen|November 26, 2021
Nobody’s Ever Thankful for Me, the Folding Chair from the Spare Room Closet by Adam Campbell-Schmitt|November 25, 2021
Global Supply Chain Issues Have Not Spared This Year’s Thanksgiving Menu by Philip Kean|November 25, 2021
As Your Boss, This Month’s Employee Newsletter Is Dedicated to My Three-Week Vacation in Italy by Katherine Shaw|November 24, 2021
LSAT Logic Problems for Every American’s Thanksgiving by Gary Almeter and Dani Bostick|November 24, 2021
Are You Assembling an IKEA Dining Room Set or Cooking a Thanksgiving Turkey for the First Time? by Alice Lahoda|November 23, 2021
Seven Pieces of Art I Purchased for Our Hotel That Resulted in Long Emails from My Boss by Mary Spencer|November 22, 2021
This Moving Half-Time Speech Failed to Inspire a High School Football Team Just Because They Saw Their Coach Kick a Dog Through the Goalpost Before the Game by Ryan Ciecwisz|November 19, 2021
Are You at Thanksgiving Dinner, or Are You a Character in the “Star Wars” Prequels? by Justin Avery Smith|November 19, 2021
Reviews for That Bar Where the Bartender Makes You a Drink Based on Your Personality by Allison Merkel|November 18, 2021
It’s Enrollment Time Again and Our Revised Health Insurance Plan Avoids Confusion by Not Paying for Anything by John Hewitt|November 17, 2021
You’re Just Twelve Clicks Away from Finding Out Why Those Air-Raid Sirens Are Going Off by Lorraine Alden|November 17, 2021
Are You an Actor Starring in a Pickup Truck Commercial or a Suburbanite Driving a Truck in Real Life? by Steven Koprince|November 16, 2021
If This Is a Scam Email, Why Am I Running for Congress as a Democrat? by Noah Rocklin|November 15, 2021
Employees, Use These Tips When Answering Questions About the Global Supply Chain by Matt Morea|November 14, 2021
After Yet Another Workplace Accident, NASA Is Banning the Following Basketball Moves by Ryan Ciecwisz|November 10, 2021
Memory Like a Goldfish? I’ve Got a Memory as Long as the Time You’re Going to Spend in Hell for Trapping Me in This Bowl by Paul Mitchell|November 5, 2021
What I Won’t Be Doing During My Daylight Savings Bonus Hour This Year by Tom Navratil|November 5, 2021
I Am Henry Heimlich’s Arch-Rival, and I Also Invented a Very Cool Maneuver by Alex Baia|November 4, 2021
Topics That Are Too Freudian to Discuss on a First Date: A Comprehensive Guide by Jamie Kahn|November 3, 2021
A Guideline for Buying Your First (and Let’s Face It, Probably Last) Truck by Ryan Matthews|November 1, 2021
