The Babadook No Longer Lives in This Book, Which Unfortunately Reduces Its Value at Auction by Catherine Davis|October 30, 2021
My Deepest Apologies to the Staff I Terrorized at Frightwood Haunted House by Connor Relyea|October 29, 2021
A Real Spider’s Design Critique of the Fake Spider Web I Put Up for Halloween by Ian Bardenstein|October 28, 2021
To the Horror Movie Villain Who’s Definitely Not Hiding Behind My Curtains by Doug Kolic|October 27, 2021
This Year I’m Not Going to Eat All of the Candy I Bought for the Trick-or-Treaters by Jason Garramone|October 24, 2021
Broadcast of a Baseball Game Between Dads Checking on a Sound in the Middle of the Night with Baseball Bats and Louisville Slugger Factory Workers Who Test Bats for Quality Assurance by Robert Criss|October 21, 2021
I Am the Menacing Voiceover from a Horror Movie Trailer and I’m Just Trying to Order a Pizza by Sarah Totton|October 20, 2021
I’m Hanging Off the Edge of a Cliff and There Has Never Been a Better Time to Podcast! by Zara Karschay|October 19, 2021
I’m an English Teacher in a Horror Movie, and These Budget Cuts Are Really Starting to Hurt by Eve Taft|October 18, 2021
A Guide to Strong and Weak Passwords from Someone Who Definitely Didn’t Murder Her Husband by Rachel Reyes|October 15, 2021
I Own Bob’s Nut Kicker Funhouse, and No One Wants to Work Anymore by Michael Leonetti|October 15, 2021
Please Excuse the Smell on This Train Platform, I’m Making a Bit of a Soup by Cameron Burger|October 14, 2021
Nine Fall Season Shows That Will Make You Wonder “Is My Therapist Pitching Our Sessions to Hulu?” by Derick Marchel|October 14, 2021
A Personal Email from Netflix: We Are Suspending Your Streaming Access to “Gilmore Girls,” Effective Immediately by Jenna Carrens|October 13, 2021
“Would You Mind If I Picked Your Brain?” From a Zombie on LinkedIn by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman|October 11, 2021
A Template for Confessing Your Infidelity and/or Announcing You Are the New Pope by Ryan Dell|October 8, 2021
My Job Is Modeling Counterfeit Fashion and It’s the Most Rewarding Job in the World by Sarah Tighe|October 7, 2021
90 Years Later, Universal’s “Frankenstein” Remains a Poignant Tale of How Fucked Up It Would Be If There Was a Guy Whose Head Was Perfectly Flat on Top by Ryan Ciecwisz|October 6, 2021
Once I Uncurl Your Tresses, You Will Be the Prettiest Maiden in the Land by Rochelle Elana Fisher|October 5, 2021
Medically Speaking, Loneliness Is Just as Deadly as Smoking? So Yeah, You Could Say That I Like to Live on the Wild Side, Baby by Dan Caprera|October 2, 2021
What I Imagine Happens at My Senator’s Office upon Receiving an Email from Me by Leila Sales|October 1, 2021
I Was the Lemur Handler on “Zoboomafoo” and My NDA Just Expired by Madeline Goetz and Katie Maraghy|October 1, 2021
Kickstarter Update #37 – Our 3D Printed Water Bottles and Co-founder Are Being Held Hostage by Pirates by Max Davison|September 30, 2021
Our Artisanal Tacos Are So Damn Good You’ll Happily Hand Over Your Identity as Payment by Aaron Chown|September 27, 2021
Jane Austen’s Musings and Morals for Living Prosperously in a Fast & Furious World by Alisdair Hodgson|September 24, 2021
Breaking the News to My 85-Year-Old Grandpa That He Missed Halley’s Comet and It Won’t Be Back until 2061 by Robert Criss|September 23, 2021
Our Friendship Has Been One Long, Intricate Plot to Get You to Subscribe to My Newsletter by Rachel Rose Keller|September 22, 2021
A Friendly Reminder That We Still Have Your Son Held for Ransom by Brian Gutierrez|September 21, 2021
This Zoom Call Is an Accidental Homage to World Cinema Through the Ages by Emma Kantor|September 20, 2021
I Have No Professional Skills So I’m Applying to Be an LA Meteorologist by Ryan Lark|September 20, 2021
A Preflight Safety Lecture in the Not-So-Distant Future by David Rosow and Michael Ward|September 17, 2021
I’m Furious That My Soul-Crushing Novel Isn’t a Bestseller by Christine Eno McMahon|September 17, 2021
If the Pandemic Gave Workers More Leverage, Why Did My Boss Scream at Me for Printing Out Hundreds of Pictures of Mewtwo? by Ryan Ciecwisz|September 15, 2021
HR’s Response to the Always Be Closing Speech from “Glengarry Glen Ross” by Max Davison|September 15, 2021
Checking in on Other Beloved Childhood Characters 20 Years Later by Carrie Pinkard|September 14, 2021
Follow Our Improv Troupe into This Darkened Alley for a Cutting-Edge Performance! by Lisa Cowan|September 13, 2021
Political Correctness Has Made Being a Comedian Impossible, But Then Again, So Has Being a Chair by Adam Dietz|September 12, 2021
Four Strains of Mushrooms That Still Aren’t as Good as Stuffed Mushrooms by Dominique Turek|September 9, 2021
I’m a Character in a Satirical Monologue and, Frankly, I Could Be So Much More by Neil Tollfree|September 8, 2021
Reasons I Give My Wife That Being a Desk Jockey Is Just like the Cowboy She’d Prefer by Nolan Yard|September 8, 2021
Things Notorious Gangster Donny Doublethink Said, Moments Before the Shooting Started by Frank Optional|September 7, 2021
I May Literally Wear Many Hats, But I’m Actually Really Terrible at Multitasking by Andy Hughes|September 6, 2021
I, Jesus Christ, Am Drawing Healthy Boundaries and No Longer Sacrificing Myself for Your Sins by Gwendolyn Coburn|September 5, 2021
Dear Emily Elizabeth: Clifford the Big Red Dog Is a Menace to Our Neighborhood’s Off-Leash Area by Casey Peta|September 4, 2021
Pantone Color Shades or 52 Ways to Describe My Heat Intolerance? by Marie Louise Cookson|September 3, 2021
I’m Your College RA and Sacrificing Your Dormmates Is Fine as Long as I Don’t See It by Calen MacDonald|September 3, 2021
