My One Unsolved Case That Keeps Me Up at Night: The Comedy Writer Who Killed That Darling by Troy Doetch|September 1, 2021
Is Your Life Dysfunctional or Quirky Enough to Write a Factually Disputed Memoir? by Corey Pajka|August 31, 2021
I Miss the Days When Men Were Men and Women Were Something Strange and Terrible We Don’t Dare Discuss by Lillie Franks|August 30, 2021
Who Said It? Kurt Cobain, Kurt Vonnegut, or Kurt, My Libertarian College Roommate by Richard Circuit and Jus Kaplan|August 30, 2021
At Ding-Dong Design, We’ve Got All Your Phallic Landscaping Needs Covered by Rowdy Geirsson|August 29, 2021
Rock Star Teachers, I Am So Freaking Sorry to Be Writing You a Superfluous Email but I Have a Small Favor by Troy Doetch|August 28, 2021
Scenic Spots for Staging Your Own Death Before a Late Summer Wedding by Miriam Jayaratna|August 27, 2021
Letter from the Principal: Roosevelt Middle School Teachers, Avoid These Words for a Successful School Year by Margo Bartlett|August 26, 2021
I’m an Optional Cover Letter Requirement, Allow Me to Ruin Your Entire Afternoon by Joshua John Smithe|August 25, 2021
Can You Ask Grandma a Few Things for Me While You’re Contacting Her from Beyond the Grave? by Brian Doolan|August 24, 2021
As Warden of This Prison, I Am Taking Away Your Double-Necked Guitar Privileges by Calder Holbrook|August 23, 2021
I’m a Mad Scientist’s Failed Experiment and I’m Here to Tell You, It Gets Better by Eytan Raphaely|August 23, 2021
Yes, I Replaced the Portico Columns with Colossal Pencils in Preparation for the First Day of School Photoshoot by Rochelle Elana Fisher|August 22, 2021
I’m Not Looking Forward to Halloween Because It’s Spooky, I’m Just Looking Forward to Not Sweating by Michelle Milliken|August 19, 2021
It’s Your First Day at Target, Any Questions Can Be Answered by the Giant Red Orbs Out Front by Tyler Gooch|August 17, 2021
Are You the Lady in Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” or Are You the Lady in This Kiel James Patrick Ad? by Gary Almeter|August 16, 2021
If the Phillie Phanatic Is Allowed to Get a Vasectomy, Whose Offspring’s Pelts Will I Use to Make a Luxurious Fur Coat? by Ryan Ciecwisz|August 16, 2021
I’m Beginning to Suspect My Cult Leader Isn’t Committed to Transcending Existence Tomorrow by Dash MacIntyre|August 12, 2021
The Sunnyside Senate Retirement Community Is Here for Your Aging Senator by Kelley Greene|August 11, 2021
The Scientific Order of All Things That Has Not at All Been Affected by My Recent Oil Change by Robert Criss|August 11, 2021
My Apartment Is Infested with Cockroaches—Here’s Why It’s My Neighbors’ Fault by Erin McLaughlin|August 6, 2021
Your Final Semester of Dental School Will Focus Primarily on the Care and Maintenance of Your Future Office Aquarium by Andrew Berkowitz|August 4, 2021
I’m the Pinch Pot You Made in Third Grade—Why Won’t Your Mother Let Me Die? by Calen MacDonald|August 3, 2021
College Packing List, Questionable Performance Art, and a 911 Call by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|August 3, 2021
Are You the Protagonist of a Borges Story or Just in a Room with Some Professors? by Lillie Franks|August 2, 2021
How to Install a New Air Conditioner Without Going to Prison for Involuntary Manslaughter by Bob Eckstein|July 31, 2021
Why This Camping Trip Is the Best Way to Honor the Teens Who Were Murdered Here by Brandon Burkhart|July 30, 2021
17 Keepsakes from My Parents’ Basement That They Are “Hanging On To” Because They “Might Want” This Stuff “Some Day” by Kerry Reynolds|July 30, 2021
Idioms and the Recurring Nightmares That Make Me Shout Them as I Wake Up by Darren Incorvaia|July 30, 2021
21 Surprising Facts about the Eight Spiders You Swallowed in Your Sleep Last Year by Alice Lahoda|July 29, 2021
How to Protect Your Stadiums from the Swarm of Sports Fans Emerging after 16 Months by Nicole Erb|July 29, 2021
You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bigger Boat: New, Scarier Entries in the “Jaws” Franchise by Gwendolyn Coburn|July 28, 2021
A Strongly Worded Email to Amazon from Me, an Evil Genius Billionaire, Because the Shark Tank Filter They Sent Me Was Broken by Brett Skalicky|July 27, 2021
Sly Hiring Techniques, Kids Art Camp Review, and Space Jam 2 by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|July 27, 2021
I Am the Employer-Sponsored Workplace Pizza Party Intended to Make You Forget You Work for a Non-Living Wage and I Owe You an Apology by Gabe Downey|July 26, 2021
Attention Tenants: The Water Will Be Shut off Tomorrow from 8-10 and Also I Can Hear You Having Sex by Matt Payton|July 23, 2021
7 Interjections That Will Trick Your Boss into Thinking You’re Listening to Her “Funny Story” by Emma Smith|July 21, 2021
I’m Not Going to Let a Charging Grizzly Bear Keep Me from Living in the Moment by Tod Brubaker|July 21, 2021
Keith Jeep at the Beach, Jean Collins Live On-Air, and Dating Advice by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|July 20, 2021
A Note About Misogyny in Rom-Coms from Me, a Woman Who Only Listens to Podcasts About Murdered Women by Gwendolyn Coburn|July 18, 2021
You Can Do Anything You Want in Life, As Long as You Get Past the Crushing Weight of Reality by Taylor Owen|July 17, 2021
Devin’s Ping-Pong Club Weekly Newsletter No. 23: Addressing Last Week’s Issues by Daniel Lucke|July 16, 2021
10 Ways My New Relationship Is Nothing Like the Ryan Lochte Gas Station Scandal of the 2016 Rio De Janeiro Olympics by Madeline Goetz and Jack Sentell|July 16, 2021
Barbecue So Good You’ll Shit Your Pants in a Way That Gives You a Fetish? by Calen MacDonald|July 15, 2021
