So You’re Telling Me a Shrimp Fried This Rice, Stole Your Credit Card, Then Spent a Thousand Dollars at a Strip Club? by Patrick Coyne|July 13, 2021
Playful Cheeseburger Sliders, Motherly Advice, and a Sincere Apology by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|July 13, 2021
My Friend’s Dog Is Actually Super Awkward to Hang with When My Friend Isn’t Around by McKayley Gourley|July 12, 2021
The Only Acceptable Reasons for Honking at Me One Third of a Second After the Light Turns Green by Richard Harrington|July 12, 2021
Sorta but Not Really Scary Emails That Jason Vorhees Sent Me in Lieu of a Good Old Fashioned Machete Slice by Ryan Ciecwisz|July 12, 2021
Guided Meditation to Help You Stop Thinking About the Boat Tunnel Scene in “Willy Wonka” by R.J. Kushner|July 9, 2021
53 Thoughts Sting Has During One of His Eight-Hour Tantric Sex Marathons by Neil Tollfree|July 8, 2021
I’ve Been Meditating Consistently for Two Weeks and I Still Haven’t Achieved Enlightenment Yet by Daniel Sidman|July 8, 2021
I’m the Screaming Baby on an Airplane—It’s a Tough Crowd Here by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman|July 6, 2021
Please Enjoy the New Line of Parenting Books from Target Wellness by Sarah Hennessey and Frances Klein|July 6, 2021
I Am the Production Accountant on This Viking TV Documentary and You’re Using Too Much Blood by Nancy Franklin|July 6, 2021
The Keith Jeep Foundation, Little Douglas, and Hot or Not by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|July 6, 2021
The Girl Boss Guide to Pitching Kind of a Dumb Idea, When You Have a Minute, Not a Big Deal by Alyssa Moore|July 5, 2021
I Am Your New Passive Aggressive Fitbit and I’m Stoked to Give You Anxiety about Your Resting Heart Rate by Lauren Zmirich|July 4, 2021
I’m Your Judgmental Hair Stylist: Ready for Your First Post-Vax Haircut? by Gracie Kairis|July 3, 2021
Before Your Band Starts Playing, We Need to Go over Some Elaborate Demands by Kurt Zemaitaitis|July 2, 2021
Questions a Pet Owner Asks about Puppy Bath Time or Questions My Showerhead Asks about My Bath Time by Darlene Crane|July 1, 2021
I’m an Aesthetically-Pleasing Instagram Graphic about Social Justice, and I’m Here to Do Absolutely Nothing by Lizzie Logan|July 1, 2021
FAQ for Our Totally Empowering, Body Positive, Size-Inclusive Swimwear Line by Gracie Kairis|June 30, 2021
Cheap Summer Vacations, Blueberry Pancakes, and MLB Courtesy by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|June 29, 2021
I Am Your Coworker Who Microwaves Fish, and I Cannot Wait to Come Back to the Office by Renée Millette|June 28, 2021
Neighbor, I See Your Little Watering Hose and Raise You This Mighty Power-Washing Wand by Rochelle Elana Fisher|June 27, 2021
Andy Dufresne’s Apology Letter Had He Gotten Stuck in a Sewer Pipe and Failed to Escape from Shawshank Prison by Jake Mattera|June 26, 2021
The New York Times Reviews a Production of an Elementary School Musical by Alexa Kocinski|June 25, 2021
McDonald’s Menu Items Ranked by How Effective They Were at Giving Me the Nutrients I Needed to Break into Ronald McDonald’s Mansion and Try On His Clothes by Ryan Ciecwisz|June 23, 2021
Six Reasons for the Fall of the Ottoman Empire (Number 4 May Surprise You!) by Christopher Duvall|June 23, 2021
Little League Inspiration, Summer Gift Guide, and Sustainable Living by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|June 22, 2021
I Hath Avenged Thy Foul and Most Unnatural Murder, But I Am Still in a Fairly Bad Place Myself by Corey Pajka|June 20, 2021
Birdwatching Journal Highlights from the Year My Wife Cheated on Me with Our Neighbor Rick by Graeme Carey|June 19, 2021
Did You Take Drugs from a Sketchy Dude in a Bathroom or Are You a New Parent? by JP LeRoux|June 18, 2021
Credit Card Points: Your Key to the Ultimate Post-Pandemic Vacation by Thomas Whittington|June 17, 2021
A Series of Communiques from Your Former and Forever Meal Delivery Service by Michael Leonetti|June 16, 2021
Dangerous Pasta Salad and Safe Stock Tips by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|June 15, 2021
Your Newborn Infant and Other Props That Will Take Your Thirst Traps to the Next Level by Alejandra Timmins|June 12, 2021
Fun Summer Activities for Kids (Brought to You by the Society for a Flat Earth) by Libby Marshall|June 9, 2021
I’m on the Path to Enlightenment, So Don’t You Dare Take That Parking Space! by Ian Bardenstein|June 9, 2021
Editor’s Response to Martin Luther’s Feedback for the Cover Design of 95 Theses by Anna Ross|June 8, 2021
DIY Bird Feeders and Everyday US Patriots by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Melia Hagino, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|June 8, 2021
You Think Your Year Was Bad? The Peach I’ve Been Living In for Over 20 Years Just Rotted by Carolyn Beatty|June 5, 2021
Why Getting a Motorcycle Is Worth the Risk of Leaving Your Family Behind in a Tragic Accident by Anthony Pellegrino|June 4, 2021
A Teacher Weaves His Marital Strife into His Second Grade Spelling Lesson by Jason Garramone|June 4, 2021
“Of Course, It’s Gone Now…”: An Oral History of All the Places My Boomer Parents Have Ever Visited by Tavis Putnam|June 3, 2021
