The Mini-Country of San Asino Wants Some Skin in the Space Race to Mars by John Hewitt|April 21, 2021
4 Times My Plans for a Delicious Roast Were Ruined Because Mario’s Oiled and Nude Body Slipped From My Grasp by Ryan Ciecwisz|April 20, 2021
GoFundMe Profile: Help Me Live My Life Before I’m Forced to Get a Job by Mom by Brian Gutierrez|April 16, 2021
An Open Letter to That Asshole, Algebra, Who I Thought I’d Never See Again by Anna Currell|April 15, 2021
15 Ways to Make the Filibuster More Painful by Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Sam Mermin and Lucy Walker|April 14, 2021
I Am the Hiring Algorithm That Didn’t Select Your Job Application, and These Are the Words You Had to Say to Get an Interview by Emily Kling|April 13, 2021
Everything I Know About Receiving the Coronavirus Vaccine I Learned from Getting My Weed Card by Sean Zucker|April 13, 2021
Hi, I’m Reader #2, and I Wouldn’t Be Doing My Job If I Didn’t Tell You That Your Writing Is Garbage by Lily Hirsch|April 11, 2021
Your In-Flight Guide to Self-Care in the Unlikely Event of an Emergency by Caitlin Baker|April 10, 2021
It’s Me, the Hacker Who Broke into Your Phone, and I’m Staging an Intervention by Mufeng Liu|April 10, 2021
We’re Not Denying You Had a Baby, But As Your Health Insurance Company, We Are Denying Everything Else by Nancy Franklin|April 8, 2021
When Am I Ever Going to Use This in the Real World, 2021 Edition by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch|April 8, 2021
History Altered Forever When Parents of Famous People Act as Modern-Day Snowplows on Twitter by Keri Kelly|April 7, 2021
Calling All Baseball Game Popcorn Vendors, Pharmaceutical Reps, and Bar Mitzvah DJs: We Need You to Hand Out Covid Vaccines by Leah Roemer|April 6, 2021
We Must Protect the Elderly from COVID-19 by Not Visiting Them, So That When This Pandemic Is Over, We Can Continue Not to Visit Them by Rachel Reyes|April 4, 2021
6 Ways to Save $400 Million Before Age 30 by Budgeting, Smart Saving, and Hitting the Powerball by Alex Bergmans|April 4, 2021
Anagrams of Media Outlets That Reveal Their Sinister 420-Friendly Agenda, According to Newsmax’s Greg Kelly by William Vaillancourt|April 2, 2021
I Don’t Care What the Critics Say, My New Memoir “Look at My Awesome Life” Is Not a Vanity Piece! by Adam Dietz|April 2, 2021
Whoops, I Found Amelia Earhart and I Promise I Had Nothing to Do with Her Disappearance by Sebastián Hernández|April 1, 2021
5 Must-Have Throw Blankets from Amazon to Stay Cozy in While Their Workers Fight to Unionize by Lane Unsworth|March 30, 2021
Are You at Your Boss’s Retirement Party or Orientation Day for an Eternity in Hell? by Gracie Kairis|March 29, 2021
This Zoom Catch-Up Seems Like the Perfect Opportunity to Humblebrag About Why I’m Not Eligible for the Vaccine Yet by Keith Rubin|March 29, 2021
I’m One Bad Day and a Chemical Spill Away from Becoming a Batman Villain by Jason Henry Simon-Bierenbaum|March 27, 2021
Everyone Is Focusing on Me Dressing as a Grannie to Steal the Vaccine and Not on My Sick-Ass Costume by Danielle Rackley|March 25, 2021
I Hate Mandela Effect: This Whole Time I Thought “Winnie the Pooh” Was “Weiner the Poop” by Austin Adams|March 24, 2021
We Must Find the Culprit of These Heinous Murders Because the Detectives Keep Using All the Red Yarn I Need for Knitting by Michelle Cohn|March 24, 2021
Stuff Google Knows About You or Stuff You Know About Yourself? by Melissa Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky|March 23, 2021
I Read a Book in Quarantine, and Yes, That Does Make Me Better than You by Rachael Millanta|March 23, 2021
I Won My Office’s March Madness Bracket in 2019, and with These Tricks, You Can Too by Tracy Silagi|March 22, 2021
It’s Me, King Kong, and I Have Some Concerns About This Impending Battle with Godzilla by Nicole Hebdon|March 21, 2021
Push Notifications from Gil, Your New Internalized Guilt AI Assistant by Gracie Kairis|March 20, 2021
Is Your Husband Pooping or Building the First Working Model of a Commuter Spaceship? by Katherine Steinberg|March 19, 2021
The Overly-Anxious, Child-Free Shopper’s Guide to Selecting a Gift for a Coworker’s Daughter’s Eighth Birthday Party by Alece Kaplan|March 18, 2021
Five Zoom Habits That Say “I’m Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time” by McKayley Gourley|March 18, 2021
An Open Letter to Couples on Venmo Who Desperately Need a Joint Bank Account by Julia Giantomasi|March 17, 2021
Unwritten Laws That Are Laws Nevertheless, and the Advice of Counsel Is Not to Flout Them by Margo Bartlett|March 17, 2021
Use These New Vehicular Parenting Styles to Dunk on Lazy Helicopter Parents by Talia Argondezzi|March 14, 2021