I’m Your Yoga Instructor and I’m Hitting on Some Weirdly Specific Things About You During This Class by Jason Garramone|August 22, 2023
Prepare for Your Mouth’s Ecosystem to Be Decimated by Our Daring New Doritos Flavors by Sarah Lehman|August 21, 2023
An Open Letter to the Receipt I Just Got at CVS That Is Inexplicably the Length of a Goddamn Jump Rope by Berkley Johnson|August 19, 2023
10 Ways Creating a Numbered List Will Help You Feel like You Can Bring Meaning and Organization to This Chaotic, Random World by Simon Henriques|August 18, 2023
Google Maps Reviews of the Prickleback Nuclear Testing Facility in Sopps-Daisy, Tennessee by Augusta Chapman|August 16, 2023
A Week of Announcements from the Town Crier Who Just Moved to Your Neighborhood by Lauren Piskothy|August 15, 2023
The Best Ways to Make Money in 2023 If You Are a Victorian Child Ghost by Daniel Licht|August 14, 2023
Stop! Please Read These Very Specific Instructions Before Using Our Toilet! by J. Taylor Lee|August 10, 2023
“Be Careful, the Plate Is Hot” and Other Honest Pointers from Your Server by Stephanie Redmond|August 7, 2023
My High School Classmate Bought a House—It’s Haunted, but I’m Still Jealous by Lea Chin-Sang|August 4, 2023
Despite a Shockingly Low Number of Applicants, You Somehow Did Not Get This Residency by Joe Weisberger|August 1, 2023
Now That Everyone Knows Aliens Exist, Can I Please Hang Out with You Guys after Work? by Erin Ross|July 28, 2023
An Honor to Be Nominated: Why I Must, Regrettfully, Refuse This Blunt by Sarah Perret-Goluboff|July 27, 2023
“Can’t We Just Like, Blow Up His House?” and Other Things You Apparently Can’t Say to a Friend Going Through a Breakup by Lea Chin-Sang|July 24, 2023
Letter to My Wife After She Casually Told Me She Knew Someone Who Was Eaten by a Lion Ten Years into Our Relationship by BD Merritt|July 22, 2023
I Used to Be on the Left; Then They Laughed at My Forbidden Experiments by Lillie Franks|July 19, 2023
The Moments When I Realized My Dates Were a Bunch of Spiders in a Trench Coat by Daniel Licht|July 12, 2023
Why I, a 1960s Business Man Having an Affair, Believe Everyone Needs to Return to Office by Carly Silverman|July 11, 2023
Art Projects on the Walls of My Child’s Daycare Which Have Made Me Suspect the Teachers May Be Experiencing Bouts of Existential Despair by Christian Worby|July 10, 2023
I’m the Tall Guy Blocking Your View at a Concert, Here’s What I Want You to Know by Lea Chin-Sang|July 1, 2023
What Your Liberal Arts College Professors Are Really Doing for Summer Vacation by Phillip Siemens|June 29, 2023
How to Manage a Household Infestation of Artists from the Romantic Period by Lillie Franks|June 24, 2023
I Know This Is Your Summer Hangout, but as Your Father I Think It Would Be Much Better If I Fired up the Grill by Michelle Cohn and Madeline Goetz|June 17, 2023
Summer Movie Releases as Previewed by Your Neighbor Who Is Getting a Pool by Adam Dietz|June 15, 2023
An Excerpt from “Dead Guy Avenue,” My Hardboiled Detective Novel Where the Narrator Can’t Really Remember What Happened by Lucas Gardner|June 14, 2023
We Are Mad Method Men, the Only Advertising Agency Made up Entirely of Trained Method Actors by Jared Flood|June 3, 2023
Apologies, but We Stopped Truman Showing You Because Your Life Was Simply Too Boring by Dylan Fugel|June 2, 2023
Let’s Not Make Fun of the Guy Playing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” on the Jukebox, He’s Probably Going through a Lot by Devin Wallace|May 27, 2023
When You Shop My Balloon Bouquet Small Business Where I Blow Every Single Balloon by Mouth, You’re Supporting Real People by Emily Kapp|May 22, 2023
I’m an Hermés Sales Associate, and You Need to Get the Fuck Out by Madeline Goetz and Alejandra Timmins|May 20, 2023
The “Micky Mouse Pancakes” on Our Kids Menu Are Not Affiliated with the Walt Disney Company by Adam Campbell-Schmitt|May 19, 2023
The Letter D Wishes You’d Stop Calling the Alphabet “The ABCs” by Kevin Burke and McKayley Gourley|May 16, 2023
I Don’t Use Facebook Anymore, I’m Just Insufferable in Every Other Way by Holly Theisen-Jones|May 15, 2023
FAQs for Contestants on Netflix’s New Reality Dating Show, “Justice Is Blind,” Hosted by Clarence Thomas by Nick Gregory|May 11, 2023
