Mom, Can You Come Pick Me Up? The Guys Registered Another Offshore Financial Subsidiary in My Name by Daniel Licht|May 8, 2023
A Guide to Tipping (If Your Young Child Has Chosen to Declare Himself the Table King) by Dylan Fugel|May 4, 2023
Upgrade to LookedAt Premium to See Who’s Been Viewing the Back of Your Head This Week by Liz Corrao|May 3, 2023
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Finding Love Is Hard So We, the Makers of “Love Is Blind,” Have Decided to Make It So Much Harder by Lily Hirsch|April 28, 2023
We, the Manufacturers of the “Gargantuan Gary” Action Figure, Would like to Extend Our Deepest Condolences by James Knapp|April 26, 2023
Writers: Are You a Plotter, a Pantser, or Are You Plotting Revenge on the Kid Who Pantsed You in High School Gym Class? by Troy Doetch|April 24, 2023
I’m Your Childhood Boy Band Crush, and I’m Finally Available to Date You by Emily Holewczynski|April 21, 2023
A Being of Supreme Intelligence from Outer Space Has a Few Questions About the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills by Alex Moss|April 17, 2023
I’m Super Busy but I Still Have Enough Time to Explain to You in Excruciating Detail Just How Busy I Am by Lily Hirsch|April 11, 2023
Customer Satisfaction Survey: Please Rate Your Recent Visit to View the Sunset by Viktoria Shulevich|April 10, 2023
I’m a Rubber Duck and I’m Resigning from My Position at Bathtub Inc. by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman|April 7, 2023
Welcome to Vitamin Shoppe, Where We Spell Words and Treat Health like It’s 1446 by Tom Ellison|April 5, 2023
I’m Looking for a Lot of Specific Recommendations from This Local Facebook Group by Rochelle Elana Fisher|April 1, 2023
I’m a Small Business Owner in a Credit Card Commercial, and My Cross Stitch Company Is a Drug Front by Mary Gulino|March 29, 2023
To Determine If You’re the Right Fit for This Job, We’d Like You to Do This Job by Adam Dietz|March 28, 2023
A Guide to Discussing March Madness from a Man Who Just Wants to Fit In at Work by Banzelman Guret|March 27, 2023
Our Holistic Retreat Will Completely Change You into the Perfect Person You Already Are by Viktoria Shulevich|March 20, 2023
I Am an Eastern Turkey Vulture and I Pretty Much Don’t Have Any Complaints by Zachary Moser|March 17, 2023
A Scene from “The Banshees of Inishirin” or a Scene from Any of the Four St. Patrick’s Days I Had at College? by Gary Almeter|March 15, 2023
Will You Risk Your Life to Protect Our Company’s Cybersecurity? by Madeline Goetz and Jack Sentell|March 14, 2023
People Talking About Dentist Appointments the Way They Talk About Basketball by Christine Eno McMahon|March 13, 2023
Things That I, a Millennial Born in the ’90s, Would Rather Do than Make a Phone Call by Sarah Lehman|March 11, 2023
Welcome to Trivia Night, Where You Will Be Punished for Living a Well-Rounded, Normal Life by Chandler Dean and Jonathan Van Halem|March 10, 2023
These Anonymous Quotes That I Posted Online Have Nothing to Do With You, Steven by Troy Doetch|March 8, 2023
8 New Amazon Prime Benefits to Make You Forget About Their Bad Working Conditions by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman|March 4, 2023
Cold Cases Now Attributed to the Love Interest from the Backstreet Boys’ “As Long as You Love Me” by Heather Talty|February 27, 2023
I’ll Carry All My Groceries Inside in One Trip, Even If It Kills Me by Rachel Reyes|February 25, 2023
I Bring a Warning from the Future and My Lack of Pants Should Be Irrelevant by Jimmy Chang|February 24, 2023
Since You Last Beat Me at “Guess Who?” I’ve Dedicated My Life to Its Craft by Colin Wentworth|February 22, 2023
Just Because You Have Issues and I’m Murdering You Doesn’t Make This “Elevated Horror” by Pat Cassels|February 21, 2023
20 Tips for Reading While Dining Out That Are Easier than Buying a $2 Pair of Reading Glasses by Kurt Zemaitaitis|February 20, 2023
A List of People Who Are Dead to Me So Far (In Chronological Order) by Julia Giantomasi|February 18, 2023
Questions on the Job Application to Drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile by Evan Dotas|February 15, 2023
Forget Punxsutawney Phil: Other Woodland Creatures and the Predictions They Make by Jason Garramone|February 2, 2023
