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6 Questions to Identify the Difference Between Pumpkin Spice Season and Bumpkin Mice Season by Elanna White|October 21, 2022
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Praise Be to Bullseye for This Bountiful Target Fall Home Décor Collection by Nick Windham|October 19, 2022
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20 Rules for Acing Every Job Interview by an “Outside the Box Thinker” on LinkedIn by Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Sam Mermin|October 6, 2022
Now That I’ve Ascended to the Royal Throne, It’s Time We Got Back to Cutting Motherfuckers’ Heads Off by Josh Long|October 5, 2022
I Can’t Believe It’s Already October, Despite Time Being a Fixed Human Construct by Victor Beigelman|October 3, 2022
How Dare You Accuse Me, Bro Country Star Tripp Haystack, of Misogynistic Lyrics? by Gracie Kairis|October 2, 2022
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I, Jesus Christ, Hath Risen and Wow You Guys Have a Lot of Seltzer Brands Now by Connor Adams|September 13, 2022
Horror Movie Fate or Ways My Italian-American Mother Thinks I Risk Accidental Death, Which Is Lurking Around Every Corner? by Lindsay Crudele|September 12, 2022
Things I Mistakenly Thought Would Be Helpful During Our Baby’s Delivery Process by Eddie Small|September 12, 2022
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5 Sleep Hacks to Help You Feel More Rested and Less Anxious About That Time You Accidentally Ran Over a Hitchhiker by Graeme Carey|September 9, 2022
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Would Someone for the Love of God Please Object to This Marriage by Jake Bettermann|September 5, 2022
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Welcome to My House, from Which I’ve Removed All Trace of How I Live by Lillie Franks|August 31, 2022
As President of the School of Hard Knocks, I Regret to Inform You Our Institution Is Not Accredited by Steph Westendorf|August 27, 2022
Letterboxd Reviews for the Accidental Livestream of My Trip to the Bathroom by Brandon Hicks|August 24, 2022
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What I Said in the Handshake Line After the Hockey Game Where I Told the Media We’d Win, Sang a Taunting Rendition of the National Anthem, Talked Way Too Much Trash, and Lost Fifteen to Zero by Robert Criss|August 17, 2022
Reasons for Unsubscribing Besides “I Don’t Want to Receive These Emails” by Michael Pershan|August 17, 2022
Top 4 Back to School Outfits That Will Make Jason from Chemistry Cream His Pants by Caroline Cianci|August 15, 2022
Join My WhatsApp Group for Unnecessary Updates on Our Kids’ School Bus Route by Rochelle Elana Fisher|August 14, 2022
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Lyndon B. Johnson Addresses Congress Regarding John F. Kennedy Going Away to a Farm Upstate by Jake Bettermann|August 12, 2022
Terrifying Profiles on Your College’s Alumni Website by Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Sam Mermin|August 11, 2022
Clues That You Are Controlled by a Microchip Your Dentist Implanted in a Filling by Radu Guiasu|August 8, 2022
You Should Quit Social Media Because You Are Being Pursued by a Hideous Creature of Your Own Making by Janay Lovering|August 7, 2022
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