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A gap year will help to make me the man I want to be. Unless you are planning to hire me, in which case: STOP READING. GIVE ME THE JOB.
The keyless key fob is another amazing tool, even though I constantly have to search the house because my dumb husband lost it again.
That’s when I see this sandwich, all multi-layered and cut in half with these giant toothpicks holding everything together.
I would have given zero stars if I could! It’s really amazing what’s “not an option” up here.
My astrology app once said that I was destined for greatness, but I thought that meant a diet tea sponsorship on Instagram or a successful Etsy shop.
Too bad you aren’t welcome there! Argentina’s government, unlike the U.S., actually listens to scientists, so it closed its borders.
The reality is that most of us haven’t been skydiving, invented a new technology, gotten bit by a shark, or know how to tap dance.
In Paris, we cry. In Paris we drink too much and enter the wrong apartment, accidentally sleeping in the wrong bed. That’s Paris.
We know you opened us with the best of intentions but let’s be honest, if you haven’t read us by now you never will.
There have been rumblings around the office about how our company will manage to pull off our famous “zeros for eyes” design in the year 2010.
Ever since our housekeeper-nanny-therapist, decided she needed to “protect her mother” during what are her “last days,” things have been a wreck.
2020 was one of the most exciting years in hornet history, as we continued our westward expansion into North America.