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A guide to retroactively adjusting your 2020 New Year’s resolutions so you don’t feel quite so unaccomplished.
It is shameful, unless there’s some type of giant blizzard and it gets really chilly outside for a few days.
The theme of the event is “Don’t Stop Believin’” and the entire three-hour ordeal will include many references to the 1981 Journey song.
I know it’s cold and you warm-blooded, furless, pansies are sensitive, but is it too much to ask for someone to say, “I’m SO excited for Winter!”
I didn’t see His star. I mean, I didn’t notice His particular star. Truth be told, I’d had more than a few martinis with my friend, Nadia.
The Weather Outside (2017): Grace finds herself stuck in Gingerbread, New York, a single-industry hamlet at some undisclosed locale upstate.
Satan simply would not take no for an answer—which means that this year, our mall will feature Satan’s Village.
If I could point a finger, I would blame Microsoft. There’s no amount of Christmas magic that could help me understand Microsoft Outlook.
The tension from the end of the last film has not gone away, things are getting more tense between the logs as the fire continues to rage.
I’m disappointed that after our four-message exchange about how our weekends went, you haven’t proposed. It’s been almost a year, after all.
The first thing I noticed was my temporary roommates smiled and clapped each time they saw the Grinch’s glorious glutes.
I hope this level of detail gives you a clear understanding of the lengths that many of us would go to avoid any more forced, holiday-themed fun.