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Or the time that he got the whole school to chant "Mr. O’Brien is a virgin" when I was doing announcements during the assembly?
It's critical that our employees can think outside of the box, accept a payment that comes from inside a box, while also living in a box.
In these trying times, it may be harder than ever to tell exactly why you feel like total shit when you wake up in the morning.
"A Comedy of Errors": Antipholus of Syracuse and Antipholous of Ephesus race in identical Fiats, comically thinking each one is chasing the other.
Those schemes you see online always rely on poor saps buying whatever vitamin powder or skin cream you’re hawking. Ridiculous, right?
We have been keeping your loan “sheltered in place” so that it grows at its 12% compounded rate.
You refuse to wear me because of my stale odor but you refuse to wash me for I have not been worn! This chaotic torment tears my mind asunder!
Day 12, Check-In 74: There is simply no way for us to know just by looking at you that you haven’t brushed your teeth in days.
I won’t shame you, it’s not my place. No, my place is to be an evolutionary step above paper. My role is to technically be food.
Shaggy interrupts Jesus to say that he is just like him: he doesn’t have bones, but rather, Scooby Snacks shaped like bones.
As your Venus begins to fade you may be feeling like you're losing control of your life. A man can really help with that.
Project Runaway Train: Designers are placed on trains careening toward the edge of a cliff at groundbreaking speed.