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People ask why I need the world’s most powerful artificial intelligence to manufacture a simple product. Obviously, those people aren’t businessmen.
I first had to ask for money after I blew most of our family’s inheritance on boat trips with Kylie Jenner’s second cousin.
Look at my new MacBook Pro, which was purchased with the Bloombucks Mike sends me simply for writing stuff like “Mike knows how to get things done.”
Well, there was a court in my future, just not the one I had in mind.
Try investing some of your funds in a planet that isn’t being pushed to the brink of environmental catastrophe.
Note my proper use of “whom.” “Whom” is also my safe word.
Bring your Introvert upwards of 50 books per week, as It will devour them. Often, this species builds small huts or thrones with these books.
He's targeting young people voting in their first elections, but we have to convince him that “Virgin Voters for Biden” is not how we want to brand.
The lightweight uniforms of Space Force feature “Drip-Nip Technology©" that can resist water, whether it’s a splashdown or an unexpected “swirly."
Kids need to vent, and it’s likely a normal, natural response to having watched some other parent’s kid do drugs.
Did you pick me up in a Subaru Outback? Full of NPR tote bags? I’m still a wild animal. And not the kind that’s gonna stop you from having a seizure.
With so many murders happening each year, it’s extremely difficult to develop and sustain a calling card that’s distinct.