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Judging by how few followers he had, I probably knew him best.
I don’t need to remind you about the “Flower Pot Fiasco," the “Macaroni Art Disaster," or the “I Thought It Wasn’t Until Next Month” flop.
I know we aren’t particularly close, but we do have a ton of friends in common, which means it would be a lot of fun for me to go to your wedding.
She raised a wand and twirled it in the air. She chanted, “Dawn and Palmolive, Scotchbrite and Ocelo, you’re not allowed to do the dishes no more-lo.”
While I may have had a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin'," I did not take your advice to be my authentic, off-the-hook self.
Over two million square kilometers of sparsely populated land makes for an ideal getaway for those times when you really want to be alone.
It would really mean a lot if I could come in and see where she … ended up. Sorry, looks like I’m interrupting book club.
2. Just a few dozens more hurdles to go. After graduating college, did you decide to take on even more debt by starting a business?
Allow 10 minutes to complete this profile, or until you realize that true love is a farce, whichever comes first.
Henry Ford observed that it’s not enough to build a good car, you also need to give your workers a token pay raise to generate some good press.
Is there a changing area? I was thinking of wearing my cycling gear for the riding events because of the butt padding—makes my thighs look amazing.
Who's Approving All These People to Drive Electric Mopeds in New York in Less Than 15 Minutes? Steve!