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And before you ask, you disgusting skid mark, yes, we’re sifting our dry ingredients before combining. We weren’t raised by fucking mole people.
Don’t tell me I have no standards. I wouldn’t date a slice of bread. That’s like, basically no bread!
As our apology, have a free “Girlfriend’s Fingers Fries,” which are for scraping against your cheek so that you can pretend you have a girlfriend.
I drink cheap, too! I’ve got a really generous guy who works as a bartender and he’ll usually pour me a few rounds for free, after I’ve encouraged him to have 7 or 8 himself.
At the end of the day, Ford may give a powerful testimony, but that doesn't change the fact that she has two X chromosomes.
October 28: Buy easy access costume for Halloween rape --- maybe just go as a giant penis and forgo pretense?
4. To fund this web series and convince your friends that this project is worth creating, adapt the web series into a musical for the stage.
Focus on your breath or letting your body go limp as it’s being dragged out of an ADA compliant stall by a security guard named Dennis.
A phoneless participant will be quizzed about Buffy. If they get an answer wrong, another participant will be instructed to send a text to an ex.
"Hannibal ad portas" --- "Hannibal is at the gates" Wait, no, just kidding, it’s the pizza guy again.
How did you ask me to watch your gallon jug of water without a second thought or an inkling of remorse?
Yes, honored Seat Neighbor, you have described the whelp's arrogance in a manner both just and poetic. Yes, poetic!