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On this side, perhaps a breathtaking view of a rugged mountain range soaring up majestically in the distance? Nope, just trees.
They found their secret sauce in nature, and they always said they would have to close up shop once the cave they mined it out of dried up.
“I was intrigued by the mention of fly fishing on your profile. I like fly fishing too!” “Wow! Let me show you a picture of this fish I caught.” “Fish?”
Millennials and Gen Z don’t understand how valuable a sense of camaraderie is, or how important mistress time is.
Finally. A gender for men. Man 2 isn’t your GRANDMOTHER’S GENDER. Or your grandfather’s, strictly speaking.
There’s also the excitement of trying not to throw up. If you have to vomit, there’s a whole ocean available.
Looking around, all I see are duds. In the sandbox, I see toddlers who don’t even know how to use their own feet.
"It wasn't so much a specific question, but her vibe was like–" DON'T.
Seagulls adorn the scenic sky, but they never get so close that I worry about dodging their droppings or being harassed for a bite of my sandwich.
The wool fibers prefer an east-to-west cross-breeze coming from a north- and south-facing window.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said, “If this is some sort of prank call, it’s not funny. I’m a busy doctor helping patients with real problems.”
I’ve been told that the back of my head is so soft, it's like those $10 holiday blankets you get at Target.