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Come on, these kids only have so much grit before they get completely fatigued.
I need a place to get a present for a five-year-old who loves snakes. Any recommendations for something yellow that is slime but not slime?
Tie-Dye Sonics Blindfold: Take a moment to soak in the game-day atmosphere by succumbing to all of your other senses.
The real problem we urbanites face every? The problem of Dominic Toretto and his family of ne’er-do-wells.
Last week, I sold two pieces of cross-stitch art, and my business netted $30,000. You do the math.
We definitely have already done a full marketing strategy, but we want you to complete one too, so that we can compare yours to ours.
Can anybody claim you as a dependent? Would you like somebody to claim you as a dependent? Would you like a kind, older couple to adopt you?
New experiences are scary, unlike the satisfaction you feel when you watch Jim and Pam’s first kiss for the 59th time.
2. Wear it as a Halloween costume! There’s nothing more terrifying than the repercussions of the wedding-industrial complex.
Desire always leads to suffering, with the exception of the desire for an ice-cold glass of refreshing Pepsi-Cola™. That one’s fine.
Every other country on the planet is superior to where I am now, probably. I bet they don’t suffer from the problems found in my current location.
Just kinda set the money bags on your knees. I’d tell you to move the gold-plated racquet holder, but it’s welded to the center console.