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He's every bit as annoying, typical, and disgusting as you'd expect a roommate to be. In fact, I could easily think of 500 more adjectives to describe him...
After browsing thousands of profiles, a pattern has finally been revealed: Girls have the stupidest MySpace profiles ever.
You'll never have another hangover kick your ass like your very first one. Because if the alcohol doesn't kill ya, your parents sure will.
The longtime mascot of Ohio University has changed for the better.
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
Even the rush of orgasm has a depressing come-down. After putting all your work into an orgasm, you suddenly have to feign interest and deal with awkward sleeping positions and morning breath.
Thanks to stringent network censorship, some of the best sitcom episodes never aired. This would be the hottest uncut DVD ever.
The strategy is simple: conquer female territory at all costs. You may win some battles, but you haven't won the war until your troops are deposited.
It's inevitable: at some point you're going to have to meet her parents. May I recommend super glue to keep that smile on?
As Hollywood prepares to have sex with itself and birth another round of formula movies and sequels, here are a few creative twist ideas.
People will claim anything and everything is an intoxicant if it gets them some coin, but which ones actually work? Here are the real deal highs.
Finally, the Bible's most heated, inspirational passages are available, direct from Adam’s own cocaine’d gums and Eve’s herpes-ridden lips.