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All the signs are there. Darren’s always said our relationship is “the one perfect thing in this godforsaken hellhole of a country.”
Tic Tac Toe: a clever way to tell a girl you like her?
My initial thought was to upload old home movies of my clarinet recitals and junior varsity soccer games.
Seven puts an end to the question, “Can a number outstay its welcome?” with a resounding, eye-rolling yes.
I’ve since had a cancellation, opening a slot when I actually COULD play one of your sick little games.
Pomegranates? The fruit of the elite. They hold onto their seeds like "La La Land" tried to hold onto the Oscar in 2017.
Players assume the role of tired wizards and cast spells, and summon creatures to do their bidding and help fold laundry.
You will be a person who, needing more room for books, never once thinks the words “bricks” or “boards.”
Over at MEGOPharma we thought, why not repurpose this stuff to make some money?
Stakes are high, and friendships will be severed. But as Paul’s prominent bicep tattoo says, “All’s Fair in Love and Pub Trivia.”
The alert system will be preceded by two sharp tones — "Hey! HEY!" — followed by "Listen, Buster."
Leadeth these people past the still waters and into a heavenly double-time breakdown. Let the angels proclaim the glory of that sick beat.