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Car to driveway. Food to house. Hour to hour. Day to day. Week to week. Month to month. Smell to food. Food to dumpster and so on.
Ernest Hemingway For Hire: Competent Shoes, Never Filled
You have family wealth and a car that turns into a plane, whereas I am $73,000 in debt with a degree in Applied Puzzles from Gotham University.
Take a deep breath, relax, and let the current of "Ocean River Stream" carry you to notes of Mediterranean sex butter and unwashed ambrosia.
The act of searing the runestone to your forehead for eternity feels clunky compared to Duolingo’s smooth user interface.
The final, most difficult step of my plan: don't act like a total creepy freak in front of other people all the time ever again.
It can be tempting to rely on labels, especially when those labels are in stylish sans serif capitals artfully nestled among the colorful blobs.
Is this just a money thing? Because I have the $5 birthday checks to prove this is a misguided venture.
John came to us by way of Elmo Fuentes, who was really the inspiration for the idea, at least according to Ryan and Ann Nguyen.
Discover a New Type of Bug: When you’re talking about the bug on National Geographic, make a joke about how you’re single.
Sister Rosemary did nothing to deserve your wrath on JFK Boulevard this afternoon.
I’m checking out your fine-ass certifications, baby, and damn you’re proficient.