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We find it helps take the pressure off the interviewee by keeping things light for the first 5-6 chats so we can decide if we even like them or not.
You grabbed your coffee cup and some knick-knacks and left me. Do you know what it’s like to get passed over for a Funko Pop toy?
Nasal Decongestant [1] [1] Allergies have been an issue for Hal ever since a trip to Puget Sound 20 years ago prompted his esophagus to close up.
At first, I thought something had happened to you, like that you’d fallen off the peak of a mountain in search of the most serene place to meditate.
You're a master of your craft. No, not the hazy IPA you're drinking, but you're a master of that too.
“It’s not supposed to be funny,” I replied. “It’s a command.” Chad appeared confused.
My extensive preventative measures haven't stopped them from sneaking into my bed while I’m trying to eat my cheese and crackers in peace.
Aires: The discovery of a solitary butt-pimple will start a medical journey that ends in divorce and prison time.
Oh, and I totally would've signaled for help earlier, but that idiot kid kept standing in my shot. Down in front, am I right?
The document that I sent you by mistake, “Human Meat and the Future of Farming,” may seem like a confession, but I assure you it is not.
"I didn’t even know it was a crime. I worked down at the docks. I had no idea I was helping smuggle in the Scarecrow’s neurotoxins."
We will cover advanced topics in endodontics, and the selection, upkeep, and disposal of the countless tropical fish in your new dental office.