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As you already know from my #startupgrind Instagram posts, I’ve been hard at work on an exciting new business venture!
I looked around: Pristine bowls, with smooth edges, not a pinch in sight. My exterior sports at least seven visible fingerprints and a hole that slowly leaks.
You with your magnificent house you built yourself, two young healthy children, and a partner who loves you for who you are, and me with my podcast.
We would like to request that you start treating us like the grown-up state we are. We bring you Nerf guns and have contributed so much to history!
We’ve got the perfect way to reconnect: Let’sSmith, an iron forge the whole family can enjoy. Are you ready for Hot Ore Summer?
As long as one person is really big and the other person is kind of wirey, you can replace an air conditioner.
Now I know some of you were disturbed by the creepy old gas station attendant who insisted on giving us his shotgun.
“Bite the bullet!” -- I am directing Rambo 6 and Sylvester Stallone is being very disobedient.
Badly behaving sports fans (A.K.A. “Brood W”) have exploded in population due to their inability to behave in public after their long hibernation.
JAWNIMBO: Not In My Back Ocean: Amity Island is stunned when a new arrival threatens its coast: sustainable wind turbines.
Your Date reserves the right to describe your physical shortcomings, erroneous grammar, ill-chosen wardrobe, and sub-par erotic technique in detail.
What do you people want from me? To jump in my bald-eagle-shaped submarine and hand-deliver it to one of your warehouses?