Top Ten Places Sex is Overrated, Part 2
Ten super sultry places that in your mind seem to be sizzling and amazing places to have sex, but in reality aren't all you built them up to be.
Comedy Writing
Top Ten Places Sex is Overrated
Ten super sultry places that in your mind seem to be sizzling and amazing places to have sex, but in reality aren't all you built them up to be.
Splitting the Check Makes Me Want to Split Your Skull
There is nothing more awkward than those minutes of complete horseshit after the bill arrives at a group dinner.
Cure for the Bible Bump
The doctor x-rayed my wrist and told me that it healed perfectly. Only problem was, I had a stubborn Ganglion Cyst to get rid of.
Do You Want to be My Personal Penguin?
I'm officially holding interviews for a personal penguin. Your job is to dress up as a penguin and follow me around to parties and social gatherings.
There’s Something About Mary Hair Gel Debacle of 1998
For a decade my grandmother scoured the planet trying to find more There's Something About Mary Hair Gel because 'it worked really well' for her.
Consumer Reports Wants Me to Kill You
Despite what the classic board game Clue would have you believe, there is really only one place in the house to commit a homicide.
Women Really ARE Stupid!
Now that I've chastised men, I figured I would expose some of women's stupidity too, since 'mankind' traditionally means everyone human.
The Fire Department Mocks Us!
I'm going to say it: the fire department is blatantly fucking with the general public for their own sick, twisted personal amusement.
Spell Chceker is Agiasnt Me!
As a dyslexic person, I rely on spell check. But recently I realized spell check is slowly working against me, even mocking me!
Men Really ARE Stupid!
A few important insights from the mind of a sexually secure, enlightened male who actually prefers hanging out with women. Listen up, men.
Top Ten Most Annoying Cell Phone Habits
From the tweenie flash texter to the technologically handicapped, the majority of you are completely rude and annoying mobile users.