The Weekend Diary Entry of a MAGA Teen
Did I mention my mom only gave me a hundred bucks in spending cash? She might as well have handed me Monopoly money. That’s just bad planning.
Eric Wilson-Edge lives in Olympia, Washington with his wife, sons and dog. He and comedy have been seeing each other of and on for about 39 years. Sometimes comedy's into him, but mostly not.
Did I mention my mom only gave me a hundred bucks in spending cash? She might as well have handed me Monopoly money. That’s just bad planning.
I get it. You're not really interested in me. I'm just an object you can show off to your friends. "Ooh look, I'm Donald Trump and I have a big wall!"
Your innocence is adorable. Yes! Crumple it, toss that ball of misery across the room. Release your righteous fury!