Jacob Mielke Mount Funni

I am the Jacob Mielke. The Jacob Mielke writes with the passion of a well-endowed brunette woman on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel. The Jacob Mielke wants to be your friend. My name is Jacob Mielke. I attended college at Slippery Rock University and hope to finish someday. I write all sorts of things, comedy articles, short stories and even plays and musicals. My passion, however, is performing or at least directing performances. As of the time I'm writing this, I forget how many shows I've directed and performed in and I am sadly too lazy to make an effort to remember. I hope you enjoy my work, should it be published on this kick-ass site.