It is beyond comprehension to many of us at Spaz headquarters that our new eighty-foot-tall action figure could be the cause of such an accident.
Now now, no need to be polite or offer to kiss my golden socks at all. I don’t like sycophants.
I know, it’s fucked up. And I do not envy whoever has to go toe-to-toe with that buffalo of a man.
I’m a lover, but that doesn't mean I don’t have boundaries. So I set in place this one simple rule to make sure no one is allowed to disturb me.