Definitely My Quarantine Morning Routine
I definitely don’t lay in bed motionless, hovering between sleep and wakefulness, until finally my hungry cat comes and scream-meows in my face.
Liz Galvao is a writer, podcaster, and comedy person based in Los Angeles, CA. She's been published by Reductress, McSweeney's, and BUST Magazine, and is the editor of the humor site Funny-ish.com.
I definitely don’t lay in bed motionless, hovering between sleep and wakefulness, until finally my hungry cat comes and scream-meows in my face.