Fill in the blank...think one-word madlibs<br /><br />(Ethnicity) ________________________<br /><br /><br />Now go on.<br /><br /><br /><strong>Fable-Press</strong><br /><br />An old writer sits at his typewriter. His last book.<br /><br />After twenty long hours of crumpled papers and angry typing, he comes to his conclusion.<br />
Shocktart Orgasms
My Uncle Dologamy's Notes on the Surreal
<strong>My Best Orgasms, Part II<br />Subtitle: Promiscuous Teenage Naked Dry-humping (for fucking 3 years of waiting and getting no penetration!) ARGH.</strong><br /><br />I <em>used to</em> <em>have</em> this friend named Christina. <br />
O Magic Eight Ball, Am I Going to Die Alone?
GIVE THIS FUCKING PHOTO A CAPTION
Nick Gaudio Presents...<br />Part 1 of his 16 part series...<br /><br /><strong>My Best Orgasms, Part I:<br />Showtime.</strong><br /><br />I was 12.<br /><br />It was hot summer night in Ridgeley, West Virginia. For some reason, we had Showtime. Channel 21. <br />
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You Know You HaveToo Many Friends When...
<p>Due to perfume's combustability, it's the perfect fuel source for any fun fire. While womanly to the vagineth power, perfume also has the ability to make you smell like another woman has been on you. Or, that you have been <em>in</em> another woman, thus making it a dangerous tool in your manly ARSEN-al.</p>
Spit it Out (A Short Story)
Right outside our barracks, it's raining. The creek is high beside the railroad tracks beside our LZ. It's been raining for the last few days here; I fucking hate this place.<br /><br />We blew the railroad last week. Scotts pulled a few pillars out of a bridge down between a few mountains east of here, along the coast, by Phan Thiet. Shit looks like a tornado went through it. <br />