Happenstance, PA

My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke: Q: Why does 6 hate 7? A: Because 7 8 out 9.

Comedy Writing

Taryn’s Mom: We Salute You

Last night, my friend Taryn was moving into her new house. I was IMed (which, I would've been called had not my cell been disconnected...because I haven't paid the bill in three months) and asked to help in exchange for free beer.<br /><br />I said, "Sure."<br /><br />She said, "Then come over."<br /><br />I said, "Okay."<br /><br />And then, I left.<br />

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An Exciting Preview of This Week’s Column!

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<p><a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nick/2007/04/give-this-photo-caption.html#comments"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Last week's winner: </span></a><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />"Beer run"</span><br />-USF Ian<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Honorable second: </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Best. Rodeo. Ever."<br />-</span>The Dude<br />

The Present Tense (A Poem)

<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Present Tense</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Keep it Brief<br /><br /></span><span name="KonaFilter"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;">Plate on a hot back burner melts;<br />scrambled eggs on the little blue plate;<br />a black cat approaches the yolks, sniffs;<br />fire catches cat;<br />sofa catches fire.<br />

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